17 September 2007 | tosinner
Oh dear god
What can I possibly say in its defence.
Um. Well, the first 5 minutes almost showed promise.
I think that's about it.
Now that I've had a fair shot at being NICE about it.... I'll fill in the blanks. It sucks. Even my mother (of 70) who is a DEVOUT believer found this to be insulting, unwatchable, and a waste of time. She turned it off before the end.
Me, I'm not that way inclined, and I thought it was utter crap too.
So, two people from very opposite sides couldn't stand it.
Anyhow, other than that... continuity... effects... sound editing... a finite number of monkeys (perhaps 10) randomly using typewriters and sticky back plastic WOULD have done better.
Watch this film if you're gonna die tomorrow.. it will make you feel pleased at the prospect.