Zombie Strippers! (2008)

Brad Milne: Chushfeld

Quotes 

• Dr. Chushfeld : Major! Thank God you guys are here. It's bad in there.

  Maj. Camus : It better be. Right, Lieutenant?

  Lt. Ryker : We're the best of the best, sir! We drink napalm and piss fire!

  Maj. Camus : Semper-fi!

  Lt. Ryker : Hoo-rah!

  Maj. Camus : So what seems to be the problem, doc?

  Dr. Chushfeld : Believe it or not - zombies!

• Maj. Camus : So what do we have to do to take one of these zombies down, doc?

  Dr. Chushfeld : Well, what works for us is we've been surgically removing the medulla oblongata.

  [Camus cocks shotgun and blows a zombie's head off] 

  Dr. Chushfeld : Or that.

• Dr. Chushfeld : Iraq is making us enough money to make God cream in his fucking jeans!