"The Office" Phyllis' Wedding (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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  • Michael Scott : Webster's dictionary defines wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.

  • Michael Scott : Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She's asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary, it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the Bride.

  • Phyllis : Why don't you take a seat and enjoy the buffet.

    Michael Scott : I'm already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back.

    Phyllis : It's fish.

  • Minister : And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

    Phyllis : I do.

    Michael Scott : [yelling]  Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!

    [silence, several people glare at Michael] 

    Minister : And do you, Bob, take Phyllis...

    Michael Scott : [softly]  Shh...

  • Michael Scott : Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. But just know, if you lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.

    Bob Vance : If you lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill *you*.

    Michael Scott : Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.

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