The Office (TV Series)
Phyllis' Wedding (2007)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Webster's dictionary defines wedding as "the fusing of two metals with a hot torch." Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.
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Michael Scott : Phyllis is getting married and I am in the wedding party. She's asked me to push her father's wheelchair down the aisle. So, basically, I am co-giving away the bride. Since I pay her salary, it is like I'm paying for the wedding, which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the Bride.
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Phyllis : Why don't you take a seat and enjoy the buffet.
Michael Scott : I'm already on it. The chicken? Totally undercooked. I sent it back.
Phyllis : It's fish.
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Minister : And do you, Phyllis, take Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Phyllis : I do.
Michael Scott : [yelling] Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you for the first time as a couple, Mr. and Mrs. Bob Vance!
[silence, several people glare at Michael]
Minister : And do you, Bob, take Phyllis...
Michael Scott : [softly] Shh...
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Michael Scott : Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. But just know, if you lay a finger on Phyllis, I will kill you.
Bob Vance : If you lay a finger on Phyllis, I'll kill *you*.
Michael Scott : Agreed. No fingers will be laid on Phyllis.