Georgia Nicolson: I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! I don't need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me JUST the way I am!
Dave the Laugh: Nunga nungas!
Georgia Nicolson: If you haven't noticed I am a woman now. I wear a bra!
Dave the Laugh: You're beautiful.
Georgia Nicolson: Libby! Stop putting Angus in the fridge.
Georgia Nicolson: Libby! Stop licking Robbie!
Wet Lindsay: [sees Georgia waving at Robbie] What are you waving at minger?
[she waves at Robbie, and faces off against Georgia]
Wet Lindsay: Listen, short arse, keep away from my man. He's not a cradle-snatcher, and you're not woman enough for him. So BACK OFF!
Georgia Nicolson: I wasn't looking at anybody!
Georgia Nicolson: Look, I can't go out with you, because... because... because I'm a lesbian.
Georgia Nicolson: I'm not boylingual yet.
Rosie Barnes: [after seeing Lindsay's thong] That is shocking.
Rosie Barnes: Phwoar, they are sex gods!