911 Operator / Ambulance Voice / Derisive Observer (voice) (as Chris Massey)
Alleyway Bully One (voice)
Alleyway Bully Two / Bird Injury Girl / Bus Stop Girl / Katherine Ramsay (voice)
Alleyway Bully Three (voice)
Animals (Miscellaneous) / Mad Jury Member / Opera Singer Two (voice)
BMX Bandit (voice)
Bus Stop Mother / Kissing Woman (voice)
Cher the Chihuahua / Sonny the Chihuahua (voice)
Damien Popodopolous (voice)
Datsun Sunny Driver (voice)
Dr. Bernard Hazelhof / Garbo Two / Grandpappy Ralph / Ivan Ruby Bevan / Mr. Ravioli / Postmaster / Runover Kitten / Worm (voice)
Ethel the Rooster (voice)
Ferrari Driver (voice) (as Michael Allen)
Frankston Icebreaker One (voice)
Frankston Icebreaker Two (voice)
Garbo One (voice)
Hal the Cat (voice)
Harvey Krumpet / Ken / Len Hislop (voice)
Henry the Fish (voice)
Homeless Man (voice)
Kevin the Pug (voice)
Lottery Caller / New Yorker Two (voice)
Mary Daisy Dinkle (voice)
Mary's Baby (voice)
Max Jerry Horovitz (voice)
Mr. Biscuit the Parrot (voice)
Mrs. Pendergast (voice)
Narrator (voice)
New York Callgirl / New Yorker One (voice)
New Yorker Three (voice)
Opera Singer (voice)
Overeaters Anonymous Tutor / Post Office Customer / Zelda Glutnik (voice)
Thespian One (voice)
Vera Lorraine Dinkle (voice)
Wedding Reception Guest (voice)
Young Mary Daisy Dinkle (voice)
Lincoln (uncredited)
