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  • One of David Stanley's worst features made for Wicked Pictures, this attempt at comedy is self-indulgent throughout.

    Star Randy Spears is encouraged to make faces and act extremely chldishly as a married man (wife is his real-life spouse Demi Delia, who later graduated to a successful mainstream career) who ends up cheating with a hooker he contacts by answering one of those late night tv ads usually about phone sex rather than prostitution.

    From this rather simple premise Stanley spins a stupid tale of a wimp who gets laid, but in which failed bursts of attempted surreal whimsy are trotted out, sometimes reminiscent of the in-jokes Stanley previously planted in his low-budget movies for Vivid Video.

    We're treated to watching Randy indulge in a sugar-rush fetish (eating gluttonously off-screen an entire cake and later a pie while his wife is out of town to attend a bridal shower), and then watching TV showing porn and parodied commercials. Chris Cannon humps buxom Tyler Faith in one complete TV porn vignette, while snippets from Wicked's vaults inject Brad Armstrong, Stormy Daniels and others into the show pointlessly.

    Belatedly the title character appears: Jenna Presley as the TV ad lady who turns out to be a hooker with a dirty mind. For us Presley fans it's a pleasure to see her cavorting with her natural body, prior to massive boob enlargement later in her career.

    Only David Stanley knows why some of this material is included, for example a cryptically insulting flashback sex scene when Randy recalls happier times on holiday with his wife in Hawaii, where Randy & Demi are portrayed by Derrick Pierce and Daisy Marie. Never fear, late in the show Randy gets to have sex with his real wife Demi in their first feature video together.

    Another mystery is a prominent role for Eric Masterson that goes uncredited. He plays a pal of Randy's who affects a Canadian accent (i.e., saying "Eh?" every other sentence), another annoying failed comedy bit that culminates in him enjoying a hot threesome with two Swedish models played by of all people Mika Tan and Mia Smiles. In the BTS short subject we see Mika practicing her Swedish accent, clearly going along with David's dumb gag.