Captain Haddock: I thought you were an optimist.
Tintin: You were wrong, weren't you? I'm a realist.
Captain Haddock: Ah, it's just another name for a quitter.
Tintin: You can call me what you like. Don't you get it? We failed.
Captain Haddock: Failed. There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you.
Thomson: [looks at the newspaper] Great Scotland Yard! That's extraordinary!
Tintin: What is?
Thomson: Worthington's having a half-price sale on bowler hats!
Inspector Thompson: [snatches the newspaper] Really, Thomson! This is hardly the time...
[looks at the newspaper]
Inspector Thompson: Great Scotland Yard!
Inspector Thompson: Canes are half-price too!
Tintin: Captain, can you get us to Bagghar?
Captain Haddock: What sort of a stupid question is that?
Captain Haddock: Give me those oars! I'll show you some real seamanship, laddie! I'll not be doubted by some pipsqueak tuft of ginger and his irritating dog. I am master and commander of the seas!
Captain Haddock: Blistering treasure! It's Red Rackham's barnacles!
[a shipwrecked Haddock spots a plane]
Captain Haddock: We're saved! A savior from above!
[the plane opens fire]
Ivanovich Sakharine: You may kill the boy, but NOT Haddock!
Allan: Oh, come on, sir, he's a rum soak! We should have killed him long ago...
Ivanovich Sakharine: [draws his blade] Do you think it was an accident I took Haddock's ship, Haddock's crew, Haddock's treacherous first mate? Nothing I do is an accident!
Tintin: To think, all it took was one day in the Sahara! Congratulations, Captain, you're sober!
Captain Haddock: [Haddock is chasing Sakharine's Bird] 10,000 Thundering Typhoons! Come here you pilfering parakeet!
Captain Haddock: [seeing Snowy for the first time] A giant rat of Sumatra!
[Closeup on Tintin, who is slowly waking up]
Captain Haddock: [echoing] Tintin? Tintin? Warm yourself, lad...
[Tintin wakes up to find that Captain Haddock has lit a fire out of the wooden oars, in the boat and is trying to warm himself]
Tintin: [horrified] Captain! What have you done?
Captain Haddock: [laze faire] Oh, no need to thank me. You were lookin' a little cold so I lit a wee fire.
Tintin: *IN A BOAT*? Those are our oars, we need them to reach to Baggdar!
Captain Haddock: [snapping an oar in two and throwing it into the fire; merrily] We don't need them any longer.
Tintin: [frantically splashing salt water at the fire, trying to douse it out] Have you gone MAD? Help me, Captain! Help me put it out!
Captain Haddock: [realizing] He's right! What have I done? What have I done?
[grabs the whiskey bottle he was preparing to drink, opens it and pours it on the fire]
Tintin: No, Captain! No, Not that...
Captain Haddock: [from the distance; moaning] Thundering Typhoons!
Ivanovich Sakharine: The legend says only a Haddock is able to find the treasure... but it took a Rackham to get the job done!
Captain Haddock: Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
Tintin: Great snakes!
Captain Haddock: Billions of blistering barnacles!
Tintin: We can't go back, not now!... Not now.
Captain Haddock: Nobody takes MY ship!
Tintin: [inspecting the model Unicorn] What secrets do you hold...?
[a roll of parchment slips out]
Ivanovich Sakharine: Find them, find them BOTH!
Captain Haddock: Sir Francis Haddock was the greatest captain of the seven seas! Why do you think I drink? It's because I know I'll never be like him!
[Haddock hurls bottles at Sakharine]
Ivanovich Sakharine: Go ahead, have a drink. It's all you've got left!
Bianca Castafiore: I am most grateful to Professor Sweetie Pie, for bringing me here to Bagghar!
Tintin: If Sakharine gets to that ship before us, it's over!
[Tintin has escaped and stumbled into a room on the second deck of the ship, where he meets the eternally intoxicated Captain Haddock for the first time]
Captain Haddock: [brandashing a bent pipe; thinking Tintin is an intruder] So... you were trying' to catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?
Tintin: [dodging Haddock's blows] I would keep your trousers up, all the same to you.
Captain Haddock: [about Shakarine] He was planning all of this, trying to bump me off! He sent you here to kill me, huh?
Tintin: What are you talking about?
Captain Haddock: I knew he was going send someone to do th' job! Me murdered in bed by a baby-faced assassin!
[Snowy grabs a hold of Haddock's pants with his teeth]
Captain Haddock: [trying to shake Snowy off] Arrgh!
Tintin: No, No! You've got it all wrong! I'm not an assassin.
[Captain Haddock stops fighting]
Tintin: I was captured by a gang of thugs!
[There is a pause; Haddock begins to cry comically]
Captain Haddock: [tearfully] Oh, the filthy swine! He's turned the whole crew against me!
Tintin: Who did?
Captain Haddock: [still blubbering] Ah, the sour-faced man with the sugary name. He has bumped 'em off. Every last one of 'em!
Tintin: You mean, Sakharine?
Captain Haddock: [vehemently] NOBODY takes MY ship!
Tintin: You're the captain?
Captain Haddock: [sardonically] Of course, I am. WHO else would I be?
Captain Haddock: [During the Port of Bagghar chase;Captain Haddock is trying to grab one of the scrolls before Sakharine's peregrine falcon can] Oh no, not again! Come here, my beauty!
Tintin: Snowy, look at this...
[points to a model ship]
Captain Haddock: I SWEAR to find that treasure before 'im!