The Smell of Success (2009)

Ed Helms: Chet Pigford

Quotes 

• Early Dunchamp : H-h-h-how l-l-l-long do you th-th-th-think she'll last?

  Chet Pigford : Not as long as that sentence lasted.

  Patrick : Heard about a chicken one time that lasted 42 days after his head was cut off. Put it that way.

  Thaddeus Young : [after a long beat]  I don't get it.

  Chet Pigford : Out of 100,00 sperm, you were the fastest?

  [all laugh]