For Love, Money or a Green Card

I was thrilled to see the fine Brit Porn import Roxy Jezel get a leading role (acting, no less), but Stormy Daniels gives her an underwhelming character to play in this mild Wicked movie.

Jezel is a fashion designer who loses her job, putting her work status in America in jeopardy -facing deportation in fact. Her pals Avy Scott and Katie Morgan arrange for her to try internet dating in order to find a husband pronto, who can get her a green card via marriage.

Stormy delivers some amusing content at this point, including a date from hell where the guy's ex-wife shows up pregnant at the restaurant and harangues him while insulting hapless Roxy -a scene worthy of a mainstream rom-com. Wicked contract girl Carmen Hart is wonderful, guest starring as the hot-head ex.

Avy ends up fixing Roxy up with her brother, Randy Spears, and they get married. Spears is promised $20,000 for doing the favor. In time-honored Odd Couple fashion, fastidious Randy and sloppy Roxy don't get along, but of course settle their differences happily (and in the sack) by the final reel.

Most of the sex scenes, including Avy's lesbian action with busty Kinzie Kenner (emphasizing anal action with dildos) are extraneous, and the starry cast tends to overshadow rather than support Jezel. And Spears is unsuitable as a comedian, straining and consistently overacting in his Caspar Milquetoast role.