Vardell Duseldorfer
Sorbo
Maria
Sir Jeffrey
Paint
AD
Burton
Sue
Best Boy (as Adam Smith)
Salma Hayek (as Leslie Garza Rivera)
Kilborn
Patrick Warburton
Prop Guy
Dancer
News Reporter
Crazed Fan
Reporter
FX
Vardell's Red Carpet Bodyguard
Vladimir
Chris Chrochet
Hysterical Crying Fan
Self
Make-up
Gaffer
Red Carpet Star
Emily
Ivan (as Lex Lvovsky)
Medic
Kleenex girl
Studio Executive
Camera Operator
Fan / paparazzi
Chef Louie
Paparazzi Guy
Soundman
Grip
Red Carpet Attendee (as Louise K Shaw)
Anastasia
Electrician
Mark
Paparazzi
Natalia
Rude Reporter
Martin Kove
Bruce Locke
Paparazzi / News Cameraman
Writer