Mademoiselle

Worse than usual, Robby D. delivers mindless drivel to Digital Playground in "Mademoiselle", its title meaningless and its promise of a starring role for Sophia Santi fake. The six sex vignettes have all the creativity of a prehistoric stag movie.

Santi masturbates throughout the show, sort of a silent hostess watching porn on her large TV screen. We see what she sees, and then at the end she gets her own Solo segment, still masturbating.

Hannah Harper is the actual star here, given two scenes to sex it up with Mardo Banderas and Jerry, respectively. her perfect figure and nonpareil beauty almost make up for the lack of content, as Robby adopts an all-sex format.

A confusing structural misstep occurs when we have ongoing Sophia watching a Harper scene while Hannah is watching a porn scene on HER TV, akin to needlessly embedded flashbacks.

Opening vignette is ridiculous, with Naomi (immortalized by John Leslie among hundreds of her gonzo assignments) plays with a little doll that Marco mischievously decapitates, yet the joke's on him. She provides ample anal content, oddly placed at the beginning of the show rather than presented as something special later on.

The other gals include Celina Cross and Jordana James, both of whom are cast in the sweet Jordana Brewster mold, with even a dumb school girl outfit thrown in as Marco pretends to be a Spanish language tutor to a kid who just wants to hump.

Besides the fakeout of Sophia's prominence in the packaging but taking a back seat in the film proper (Solo action only), the impression that this is a story feature is conveyed, and its title never remotely fits the content.