Megamind (2010)

Ben Stiller: Bernard

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Quotes 

• Bernard : [accidentally runs into Megamind with his cart]  That's a pretty tasteless costume!

  Megamind : Costume?

  Bernard : Megamind's head is NOT that grossly exaggerated.

  [Megamind scans Bernard with his gun and sets it to the 'dehydrate' mode] 

  Bernard : Oh, and you even made a cheap replica of his dehydration gun. How long...

  [Megamind dehydrates him] 

• [museum worker Bernard discovers Roxanne talking to Metro Man statue] 

  Bernard : Hey! We're closing soon.

  Roxanne Ritchi : Oh! You scared me. Barry, right?

  Bernard : Bernard.

  Roxanne Ritchi : Bernard! I was just, well, I was talking to... myself. You probably think I'm a little bit nuts.

  Bernard : I'm not allowed to insult guests directly.

• [Minion discovers Bernard in the washing machine] 

  Minion : [calling]  Sir, you really need to clean out your pockets more often!

  Bernard : This has been the worst day of my entire life!

  Minion : Ahahaha, no worries!

  [hits Bernard with the forget-me stick]