Witless Protection (2008)
Larry the Cable Guy: Deputy Larry Stalder
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Quotes
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Larry : Having money isn't the same thing as having class you know.
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Larry : I'm gonna shove that BlackBerry up where it's gonna be a BrownBerry.
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Arthur Grimsley : Well played, for a hillbilly.
Larry : Hey, I won. That means I get to go to your big hoedown tonight.
Arthur Grimsley : In your dreams.
Larry : No, I dream about getting a nut rub from Scarlett Johansson. That ain't gonna happen.
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Larry : [smarting after a handshake from Duvall] Man, my hand ain't been this sore since the first episode of "Baywatch".
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Larry : [telling Madeleine to flee] You need to speed it up. I'm trying to execute a flawless ejaculation.
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Sheriff Smoot : Elmer's in the barn. He's armed, and he's got a hostage, somebody named Buttercup. We figure it's either his girlfriend or his horse.
Larry : With Elmer, it's the same thing.
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Larry : How can I trust you?
Wilford Duvall : Trust me?
Larry : Yeah, trust you.
Wilford Duvall : Trust this.
[Duvall pulls out a gun, Larry passes gas]
Larry : Oh. That was a fear fart.