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  • phd_travel7 October 2019
    Warning: Spoilers
    The premise is about girls in high school paid to fly diamonds around the country. Don't know why the smugglers don't just drive and carry the diamonds to the destinations and they won't have any body checking them.

    Not worth watching.
  • If these were college kids, it would make much more sense. The girl explains to her mom the job, shows her the totally legit website and business card, shows her cash, mentions another trip, and her mother doesn't ask if she's running drugs? Lets her continue? We're supposed to accept her plight bc her brother has cancer and she makes donations with dirty money? OK, Lifetime.

    I can't and I didn't. Turned it off.
  • kassie332319 October 2019
    Agent Hope can investigate me anytime! Phenomenal actor and super hot. I thoroughly enjoyed his scenes I just wish he was in it more. Movie was fun to watch.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    So yes the plot was very weak and stupid, and as usual dumb teenager (Joanie) falls in with the wrong crowd, diamond smuggling ring in this case, and yes she falls head over heels with one of the criminals (Tucker), and thankfully as in most of these types of LMN movies, the criminal lover dies in the end. (shaking my head) Examples of similar movies with similar endings: Fiance Killer (2018), Missing at 17 (2013) etc.
  • lavatch2 November 2020
    Warning: Spoilers
    "Smuggling in Suburbia" is a stylish thriller with a clever screenplay and a well-developed set of characters.

    Young Joanie Whittaker gets linked up with a unique operation of smuggling illegal "blue" diamonds. She works as a "mule" in taking the diamonds through airport security in the delicate lenses of cameras. Her motivation is to earn enough money to pay for an operation for her kid brother Peter, who needs the transplant of a new small intestine.

    Danny is the dirty dealer and thug for whom Joanie works. In the course of her transactions, she falls in love with Tucker, Danny's partner in New York. Joanie's mother, Georgia Whittaker, is the super control freak, who gets wise to her daughter's secret life and unwittingly does more harm than good.

    The filmmakers were successful in incorporating levity in the far-fetched scenario of the diamond smuggling. Georgia has one of the best lines in the film when she gives her daughter the following advice about her new, criminal boyfriend: "Love makes you stupid. I have a Masters Degree in falling for the wrong guy." After arguing with Joanie and learning about the hundreds of thousands of dollars the daughter has earned, the mom then asks, "Are they still hiring?"

    The young senior at Lexington High, who aspires to study architecture at M.I.T. was cool as a cucumber in her interactions with airport security and her maniacal boss, Danny. The action was lively with the helicopter mom Georgia and the sassy younger brother Peter. One senses that Joanie has a great career ahead of her as an architect...or any other lucrative endeavor she chooses to pursue.