WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
Now in Color (2021)
Elizabeth Olsen: Wanda Maximoff
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Quotes
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Geraldine : Can you believe it? Twins! Hi.
Wanda Maximoff : I'm a twin. I had a brother. His name was Pietro.
Geraldine : [Wanda sings to the babies is Sokovian] He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
Wanda Maximoff : What did you say?
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[last lines]
Vision : Wanda? Where's Geraldine?
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home.
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Doctor Stan Nielsen : Yep! Definitely pregnant.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, that much we figured.
Vision : It's just kinda taken us by surprise. It's just kinda suddenly. Quite suddenly, wasn't it? I mean, practically overnight. I mean, w-w-w... how did this happen?
Doctor Stan Nielsen : You see, when a man and woman love each other very much...
Wanda Maximoff : Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue.
Doctor Stan Nielsen : You're at about four months now. Is that right?
[Wanda nods while Vision shakes his head; seeing her look, he starts nodding, too]
Doctor Stan Nielsen : I thought as much. We let the little ladies keep tabs on their growing babies with fruit. Makes it simple for them. At four months, the fetus is about as big as a pear. At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit. Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.
Vision : Hypothetically speaking, what size fruit would it be at, say, hmm, 12 hours?
Doctor Stan Nielsen : [surprised] Uh, pardon? 12 hours?
Wanda Maximoff : Well, I think this line of questioning is fruitless.
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Vision : It appears that the whole block is out.
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, and that was just a fake contraction. Who knows what will happen when the real thing starts. Do you think they know it's my fault?
Vision : Our neighbors?
Wanda Maximoff : Well, yes, with all the close calls we've been having, it seems the people of Westview are always on the verge of discovering our secret.
Vision : Yes, I know what you mean. But it's more than that, isn't it? Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner. Outside with Herb. I think something's wrong here, Wanda.
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Wanda Maximoff : Darling, do you think it's time to...
Vision : Call the doctor?
Wanda Maximoff : Yeah.
Vision : Yes, I do, dear.
[picking up the phone and getting a busy signal]
Vision : Damn, the phones are down, too. I'd better run. Except, he might have already left for vacation.
Wanda Maximoff : Where? At a time like this?
Vision : Well, in fairness, darling, the baby is approximately nine months early.
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Vision : Well, if that was the first kick, that puts you at about... six months! Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had superspeed. I can't keep up. Please don't misinterpret; I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.
Wanda Maximoff : Billy?
Vision : Yeah.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, I was thinking Tommy. Just a nice, classic, all-American name.
Vision : Hmm, Tommy. Hmm, yeah. Yeah. Then there's Billy, isn't there? Named after William Shakespeare. "All the world's a stage. All the men and women merely players."
Wanda Maximoff : Well, I guess there's only one solution to this debate. Hope for a girl.
Vision : Well, we ought to decide soon. I estimate the baby's due... it's not a constant progression, assumingly logarithmic, but were I to graph the fetal development thus far...
Wanda Maximoff : He's gonna be here before you figure it out.
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Vision : Strangest thing just happened outside with... whoa, Nelly! Have you gotten bigger?
Wanda Maximoff : Have I? I can't tell from this angle.
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Vision : The truth is, we are in uncharted waters, and you know what? I'm anxious, too.
Wanda Maximoff : We just don't know what to expect.
Vision : Nope.
Wanda Maximoff : Will the baby be human or synthezoid? A bit of both?
Vision : If he's anything like his ma, Billy will be perfect.
Wanda Maximoff : You mean Tommy.
Vision : Mm...
[Wanda gasps in pain as she feels a contraction]
Vision : Oh, no, darling, are you all right?
Wanda Maximoff : This is a real one!
Vision : [levitating in the air] What?
Wanda Maximoff : I thought you said Friday afternoon!
Vision : Well, I didn't consider that the timings between developmental benchmarks could be quite random!
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Vision : [Is in his human disguise and looks at Wanda who has just given birth in awe] Well done, Wanda
Wanda Maximoff : Well, don't you want to meet your son as yourself?
Wanda Maximoff : [Vision reverts back to his normal form as he picks up Tommy from Wanda's arms] Ooh. You're so strong
Vision : Hello there, little Tommy.
Wanda Maximoff : Tommy?
Vision : Yes, Tommy.
