Narrator (voice)
David 'Dave' Cemento
Waiter
Anthony 'Tony' Marroni
Jeffrey K. Wygand
George McKenzie
Philip 'Phil' Tozzo
Roberto's
Indian (as Leonard Evilhost)
Dora Ghiaja
Elizabeth 'Liz' Bithume (as Alba C. Rohrwacher)
Mel Rooney
Secretary (uncredited)