I'm giving Boys From County Hell 5 stars based on a strong premise, and for offering a different take on a vampire legend. Supposedly the very first vampire rests in this small Irish town, held underground by, well, a pile of rocks. Bram Stoker stole the story of Dracula from this very vampire. People travel from all over the world just to gander at his rocky grave. Father and son Eugene and Francie are hush-hush about the bypass they're about to build, which travels directly through the grave. No one wants to take on the task of knocking it over.
I had a lot of issues with this movie. I thought character development was WAY off. Seemingly, there's a father and son, and I guess a whole bunch of buddies. There's a platonic buddy. Actually, there are little details strewn haphazardly throughout this, up until almost the very end! Character and relationship details that should be clear much earlier on. When characters were getting killed off, I didn't care.
I think a good part of the problem with this movie is the fact that the lead character is pretty weak, uncharismatic, and just plain uninteresting. Eugene blames himself for everything that happens. Yeah, that didn't get too tiring. And his relationship with his father is weak and uninteresting as well, which, by the way, makes the vampire story take a serious back seat.
Wait, this was supposed to be a comedy?! I didn't laugh once.
The ending is ludicrous and baffling. SPOILER: Abhartach is incapacitated with a severed leg to the chest? I just saw him a few minutes ago reattach his decapitated head back on his body. Ok, in the end, the girl is leaving town? Was this even alluded to? Hell, who was she exactly? And the ban at the pub was lifted? There were severed arms on the bar. What just happened?