Weird Science XXX

Director Dick Bush plays star Danny D's sidekick in this porn-parody and even pays verbal tribute to the late John Hughes early in the Television X release. It's quite amusing, benefiting immensely from the comedy performance and extreme sexiness of Tanya Tate in a MILF-ed version of the classic Kelly LeBrock role.

Opening follows (rips off) the original movie, with Bush spurring Danny on to creating his ideal girl virtually on his computer, arriving in the form of Tanya Tate wearing a 1980 t-shirt.

From there Bush more closely follows the pattern of a Television X comedy he directed a decade earlier "Jobs for the Boys", where actor Clarke Kent played a number of roles including Superman.

So Danny gets to play numerous characters with Tanya acting as sort of a genie granting his wishes, which comically tend to backfire. As a boxer, we get a multi-faceted spoof of "Rocky" leading to Abbie Cat beating up Danny in the ring, leading to a threesome including Tanya. He also plays a fireman (yielding some crummy low-budget SPFX the Bush/Danny team are known for in their action scenes) and in a very clever segment Mr. D turned into "Danielle" to become a stripper/lap dancer. Bush mixes Danny in drag with actress Katie K as Danielle, cuing a strong Katie/Tanya Sapphic sex scene.

He even wins the girl of his dreams, Keira Knight as a co-worker with him and Bush at the office, by using skills he learned in prior segments to defeat a bunch of terrorists created by genie Tanya for the occasion. The same actors reappear as extras in different roles, another cheapie Bush trademark.

Running gag concerns Danny's famous schlong, as he is mocked at work by Bush regular NonSex actor Alex Donald for having such a teenie weenie, but later wins the girl by displaying his famous foot-long dick, created by Tanya for one of his wishes.