11 September 2018 | lor_
A hack named Zak directed this mindless nonsense for Smash Pictures, of which I unfortunately have a followup "Registered Nurse" on my shelf yet to suffer through. Suffice to say that the mainly outcall nurse antics servicing patients sexually is thoroughly uninteresting, wasting talented femmes like Trinity Post, Marie Luv and Annette Schwarz.
An obscure actress given the unfortunate moniker Isabella Pacino is unimpressive. The guy who so often turns me off in a porn epic, James Deen, listlessly recites his memorably bad line: "Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage".
It doesn't get much crappier than this, but then again I haven't watched Part 2 yet (dread).