Byron
Larry
Jim / Zombie
Hines
Sterns
Holly
Kari (as Erin Muir)
Mad Umpire
Angry Investor
Mrs. Klien
Actor #1 (as Dominic Capone)
Actor #2
Actress #1
Actress #2 / Linda
Lloyd
Silky Woo
Bartender
Tina
Babette Bombshell (as Maxwell Drake)
Dale the Evil Producer
Strung Out Informant
Angry Investor's Assistant
Strike #1 Victim / Kandy Shop Victim / Samurai Girl
Strike #2 Victim
Strike #3 Victim / Chainsaw Victim
Chainsaw Victim (as Jennifer Schmidt)
Jimmy J. Ray
Piss Ant
Piss Ant Grip
Running Criminal
Joe Date
Wiseman in Stall (as Tom Lindsay)
Hot Chick in Bar / Autograph Seeker (as Heather Marie Zagone)
Jill Slaphappy
Steve Jackson
Zombie
Zombie (as Tana Michele)
Bloody Breakfast Victim
Jock Strap Victim
Shower Body Double
Frankie (uncredited)
Diner Patron (uncredited)
Suzie the PA (uncredited)