Breaking Bad (TV Series)

Crazy Handful of Nothin' (2008)

Jesus Jr.: No-Doze

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Quotes 

• Tuco Salamanca : What's your name?

  Walt : "Heisenberg."

  Tuco Salamanca : Have a seat, Heisenberg.

  Walt : I don't imagine I'll be here very long.

  Tuco Salamanca : No? All right, be that way. It's your meeting. Why don't you start talking and tell me what you want?

  Walt : $50,000.

  Tuco Salamanca : [laughs]  50 G's! How do you figure that?

  Walt : 35 for the pound of meth you stole and 15 for my partner's pain and suffering.

  Tuco Salamanca : Partner...? Oh yeah. I remember that little bitch. So you must be daddy.

  [laughs] 

  Tuco Salamanca : Let me get this straight: I steal your dope, I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and then you walk in here and bring me *more* meth?

  [laughs] 

  Tuco Salamanca : That's a brilliant plan, ese.

  No-Doze : Brilliant.

  Walt : You got one part of that wrong.

  [picks up the crystal on Tuco's desk] 

  Walt : This is not meth.

  [Walt throws the crystal to the floor. An explosion blows out the windows on the second floor, glass shattering down to the street] 

  Tuco Salamanca : [coughing]  ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?

  Walt : [holds up a much larger packet]  Wanna find out?