Awesomest Maximus
Hottessa
Princess Ellen
King Erotic
Testiclees
Orlando
King Looney
Minoritees
Milfia (as Tiffany Klaus)
Jamal
Quantas
Approximo
Ginormous (as Nelson Frazier)
Oracle
Ephor 1 (as Adam DeVine)
Ephor 2 (as James Morris)
Testiclees Little Cousin (as Eddie Barbanell)
Greek Soldier #1
Greek Soldier #2
Greek Soldier #3
Giuseppe
Jeff - Testiclees Soldier #2
Bill - Testiclees Soldier #1
Testiclees Soldier #3
Testiclees Soldier #4
Ship Captain
Thessaly Ruler (as Bus Riley)
Crazy Trojian Soldier
Father
Son
Priest
Beer Guy
Slick Slave Trader
Scalper (as Bijan Hosseini)
Pushy Crowd Member
Guy in Crowd #1
Guy in Crowd #2
Dyke Girl In Crowd
Lute Player / Soldier #1
Loony's Girl (as Shalaina Fotheringham)
Attendant
Greek Advisor #1
Crowd Member #1
Crowd Member #2
Bathhouse Handmaiden
Lookout
Thessaly Soldier
Abacus
Trojan Chick #1
Janitorius
Pervius
Trojan Chick #2
Boy
Stassenius (uncredited)
King Loony's guard (uncredited)
Mistress (uncredited)
Musician #2 (uncredited)
Testiclees Soldier (uncredited)
Trojan Soldier (uncredited)
Greek Soldier (uncredited)
Various Characters (uncredited)
Masseuse (uncredited)
Various characters (uncredited)
Fat Peasant Woman (uncredited)