We Can Be Heroes (II) (2020)

Andy Walken: Wheels

Quotes 

• Wheels : Hey. I'm Wheels. Yes, they call me that because of the wheelchair. It's a little on the nose, but I like it because it's cool.

  Missy Moreno : Okay.

  Wheels : You probably think I'm in the chair because my legs are weak, but it's the opposite. My muscles are so strong, my bones can't support 'em. But lucky for me, my brain's the same way. It's supercharged, so I'm good.

  Noodles : So, Wheels, who's your new friend?

  Wheels : Missy, this is Noodles. We call him that because, well...

  Missy Moreno : He stretches and twists around like a noodle?

  Wheels : Yeah, basically. And that's Ojo. Her power is that she's a genius drawer, like Van Gogh mixed with Monet with just a sprinkle of Salvador Dali

  Missy Moreno : Can I see that?

  [Ojo hands over her drawing tablet, which has a drawing of a boy climbing floating chairs] 

  Missy Moreno : A kid standing on top of floating chairs?

  [she swipes to reveal a drawing of purple tentacles coming through a fan and one of Noodles smashing an exercise ball and its air thrusting a boy backward] 

  Missy Moreno : An exploding exercise ball?

  Wheels : Nothing she draws makes an ounce of sense.

  [Missy swipes to reveal a drawing of herself standing at the front of the classroom holding the tablet] 

  Missy Moreno : That me? Why did you draw me in front of the classroom?

  Wheels : Oh, she won't answer. She only speaks through her drawings.

  A Capella : [singing]  Don't speak. I know just what you're saying.

  Noodles : No you don't. You have no clue what she said!

  Wheels : And this is A Capella.

  A Capella : It me.

  Missy Moreno : That's your superpower? You can sing?

  A Capella : Yep, but I have an unusual range. I can go

  [lowly] 

  A Capella : low, or I can go

  [highly] 

  A Capella : high.

  [Missy winces at the high sound] 

  A Capella : I can even go really

  [sings inaudibly] 

  Missy Moreno : I don't hear anything.

  A Capella : It's beyond human hearing.

  Ms. Granada : [over intercom]  Miss A Capella Vox, would you please refrain from using your high voice?

  [cut to Ms. Granada standing in front of a screen showing just outside the Heroics building] 

  Ms. Granada : Every dog in the neighborhood has surrounded our building.

  [cut back to the classroom, children giggle] 

  Wheels : And she can sing so low that she moves objects. Show her how you make things float.

  [a Capella starts singing lowly, tables and chairs vibrate, and chairs levitate. Then, Facemaker climbs on top of the chairs, and Guppy grabs her water cup which has levitated. Missy looks inquisitively at Ojo's tablet, and Facemaker jumps down before A Capella releases the chairs] 

  Wheels : All righty, let's see who's left. That's Blinding Fast's Kid, Slo-mo. He's actually moving very fast, but somehow, his powers have him stuck in a time warp.

  Slo-Mo : Hi

  [salutes] 

• Slo-Mo : Hi

  [salutes] 

  Wheels : That kid over there...

  Facemaker : Two packs of candy for crossing our eyes.

  [puts candy on table] 

  Wheels : ...is Facemaker.

  Noodles : Okay.

  [puts candy on table and crosses eyes] 

  Noodles : Beat that.

  Wheels : He makes the craziest faces.

  [Facemaker's eyes swirl as they move past each other] 

  Noodles : It's impossible!

  Facemaker : I can even change my face to look like you.

  [his face morphs into Noodles] 

  Noodles : He's cheating! I can't compete with that!

  [he angrily enlarges his fist and hits the table, breaking it in two] 

  Wheels : Oh, dude! Rewind, cleanup on aisle two.

  [Rewind steps in] 

  Wheels : That's Rewind. He can rewind time, but just a few seconds.

  [Rewind turns back time and the table smashing is undone. Then, he and A Capella replace the table with an exercise ball so Noodles smashes it instead. Air from the ball launches Facemaker backward, and suddenly, time skips] 

  Wheels : They're twins. It's crazy, right?

  Missy Moreno : What twins? What are you talking about?

  Wheels : Fast Forward, are you at it again?

  Fast Forward : You were taking so long, I skipped you forward a bit. Sorry not sorry!

  Wheels : She and Rewind are twins. Opposite powers. The only thing they agree on is that they don't like each other.

  Fast Forward , Rewind : At all.

  Wheels : They're twins. It's crazy, right? And then there's our fearless leader, Wild Card. There's not a single power in the world he doesn't have.

  Wild Card : True.

  Facemaker : Sure, he has every power imaginable, but since he can't focus his energy, they show up randomly.

  Wild Card : Also true. Until now, that is. Teleport!

  [a textbook wobbles and catches fire. Hovering water in the shape of a fire truck comes in, even making a siren noise] 

  Wheels : And last, but definitely not least, Guppy.

  Missy Moreno : How are you making that?

  Guppy : My mommy is Lavagirl, but my daddy is Sharkboy, so instead of lava, I move water.

  [the hovering water splashes down on the textbook, putting out the fire] 

  Guppy : I need hydration for my powers to work.

  [drinks from a bottle] 

  Guppy : [a water manifestation of a shark comes out of her mouth, then attacks a water manifestation of a swimmer, splashing the water] 

  Missy Moreno : That's really cool.

  Guppy : Thanks.