I watch Vice Ganda's movie every year whenever her movie is on MMFF. This movie is disappointing. The start of the movie is just good but after 30 mins. you will feel sleepy already. The movie is long i mean they just made the movie long and it is awful. Some of the jokes are just for adults and some of the jokes are not fun. There is nothing merry about this movie. I am disappointed of this movie.
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kevbee2 January 2020The queues for this movie were massive on the day I went to see it. Perhaps not surprising given Vice Ganda's popularity and the fact that he heavily promotes the movie on 'Showtime' - his daily show on TV. But the truth is - there is nothing merry about this movie. It is tired, way too long and just not funny. The audience started walking out in the last half hour at the showing I attended. I get the feeling Mr Ganda is just cashing in on his popularity and has scant respect for his fans. He needs to up his game for Christmas 2020.
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Yikes, I saw the whole thing:((( I stayed through the credits and still could not understand the point of making this movie... or what was supposed to be funny about it. Cheap, worthless CGI was heavily used, even to create tears and change expressions, not to mention all the fake plastic and rubber, UGH. YUCK!
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dsher-3638525 May 2020Ok you just wantto make people laugh and be happy for at least an hour or so. U did on some parts but the rest i'd say it's cringey and corny. The plot is typical and really shallow. The beginning is ok but it all went downhill from there. Very bad film. If you fancy a slapstick kinda movie then watch this but if u really want a funny well executed and thought of film with a story then this isn't for u.
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Percivl_Cybr8 February 2020In my theatre I swear I heard labored laughs behind me. People convincing themselves they're watching something funny, that for a couple of hours their problems in life were pushed aside (and didn't worsen), and that they got their money's worth. I felt very sorry for them.
If laughter's the best medicine, The Mall, The Merrier's filmmakers are albularyos (quack docs).
What happened to Vice Ganda? If my childhood TV memory's right (I hope it is), his movie characters used to be hilarious (Petrang Kabayo), funny (Praybeyt Benjamin), and chuckle-worthy (Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy). But now his flicks barely draw laughter, and when it does, appallingly it is the wrong kind.
Barry Gonzales' (Fantastica) second Vice Ganda flick sucks. It's so bad I promise you it's the worst of the year. It would only lose to Coco Martin's entry in the 'best movie title' category if there's one (we all know the title 3Pol Trobol: Huli Ka Balbon is a stroke of genius).
Directed by Gonzales, written by Alpha Habon, Jonathan Albano, Daisy Cayanan, though obviously machinated by Vice, the flick is set in "Tamol Mall" (pun for tamulmol, slang for stupid, idiot, like the film's slapstick characters), the place where estranged siblings Moira (Vice) and Morissette (Anne Curtis) would compete for its ownership after their parents (Jameson Blake, Elisse Joson) passed. The story would have ended quickly if not because of their family attorney, who left at home the last page of the last will and testament. (Laugh track).
What is this bin of a flick littered with? Facebook/Twitter pick-up lines "nalowbat first sight ako sa'yo"; gays drooling over macho men; girls posing in their bikinis; Lapu-Lapu caricatured to an IP; kitschy fashion match; an excruciating rap battle (I covered my eyes); an uninspired Night at the Museum parody; and most of all, distracting subtitles that didn't match: not as a joke, the names and terms for Filipino pop culture references and punchlines were changed to American ones. What were they thinking? Foreign audiences would care?
Apart from the Victim!-ed moviegoers, I felt terrible for the actors. In the shots of Vice frolicking, in the background you'd notice them smile with discomfort. Lines you'd detect were delivered with a cringe deep inside in every minute their faces are on screen. The adjective 'lucky' are for those who wore mascots with their faces hidden from the camera, and oh to those voice actors. You'd cringe along with them - it's a cringefest.
This flick's a waste of beauty (Curtis, Joson), talent (Dimples Romana, here predictably parodying her Kadenang Ginto character), production and CGI; time - the actors', filmmakers', and moviegoers' (a 2-hour flick we know would air in ABS-CBN months from now), electricity and breathable air. The forced sibling moral lesson at the end is the rotten cherry on top!
I called it a flick - not a 'film' nor a 'movie' - appropriate as malls should have flicked it out of theatres since day one. Even Marius Talampas' Ang Pangarap Kong Holdap, a comedy heist I saw four months ago wasn't composed of famous cast and lavish production elements and yet, it was worth ten times more than Gonzales' (or Vice's) flick.
This is everything that's wrong with the Philippines' film industry and pop culture. Unfunny, cringe-worthy, ignorant, and disgusting, The Mall, The Merrier is an insult to comedy and to the other genres (family musical) it purports to be.
As I bolted out of the theatre, the bloopers rolled, as if the entire thing I sat through wasn't one.
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serapiokien22 April 2021Philippine cinema is dying and this movie is one of the reasons why. Full of cash-grabbing mindless entertainment, if I can even call it "entertainment". Labelling this as comedy is a crime on its own.
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TheMediaElitist7 May 2020Filmed by a mongoloid for the abnoys. If you even like this filth, then you are the problem.
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yohokun1 January 2020Jokes are all the same. Location is the same. Low budget film. A sorry kind of a movie this is.
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msggbr1 August 2020I think this is Vice ganda's worst movie. The casting is great. but the jokes aren't funny at all.. i really cant remember a scene where i laughed.. if i made a bet with someone to not to laugh the whole movie.. I'd surely win. Too corny. Waste of time. Glad I didn't watch this in the cinema
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lovedelieiour15 December 2022This movie is great in my opinion im a filipino I seen a lot of people hate this movie the CGI is good but it needs a little fix there's a little bit of cringe in the movie vice and anne are perfect and there acting in this movie I will like if they made part 2 that everyone will like it I recommended this movie even it's bad when I first watch this me and my family laugh in funny parts with my grandparents we watched this in December Barry Gonzalez is a great director to me hope he makes another CGI movie still Vice Ganda is the main character in his movie waiting for his new movie with ivana.
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letrixcabilan24 December 2021That movie is fine for me, I watched in Dec 2019, Seriously is the one good movie, but why 2.3 stars?, I crying at the end when Happy ending, This is so good about this movie.
And this is not spoilers alert, just a good movie and I recommend this.
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kulatogz-542477 January 2022The movie was a trash, seems like conceptualize by a bunch of highschool student on a deadline project. The opening was edited in such a way that joke fits the narrative but failed miserably for some reason they pour too much of this comedy bar jokes for brain dead reason. Vice Ganda could do better than this, give people their moneys worth and not ride on your fame. Shame on the director and screenwriter as well, they got paid to create this pile of garbage of a movie. Goes to show how low the Filipino cinema has became over the past decade.