Self
Bob Geldof Lookalike
The Compere
Barlady
Marilyn Monroe
Pope John-Paul II
The Photographer
The Drunk (as Gareth Cork)
Friendly Old Lady (as Anne Beach)
Mick Jagger
The Driver
Elton John
Elvis Presley
Mother Teresa
Victoria Beckham
David Beckham
HM the Queen (as Patricia Ford)
Superman
Margaret Thatcher
Saddam Hussein
Tina Turner
Alfred Hitchcock
Wonderwoman
Osama Bin Laden
Michael Jackson (as Ronnie Behari)
Madonna
Queen Victoria
Ghandi
Winston Churchill
George Michael
Mikhail Gorbachov
Yasser Arafat
Audrey Hepburn
Scary Spice
Ginger Spice
Sherlock Holmes
Conan the Barbarian
Pamela Anderson
Trevor the Drummer
Bass
Pianist