- Hubie Dubois: Say, Mr. Lambert, how old are you?
- Walter Lambert: You mean in human years?
- Hubie Dubois: Yes.
- Walter Lambert: I don't really believe in keeping track of that kind of thing, Hubie. You know, age is just a state of mind.
- Hubie Dubois: That's why I played T-ball till I was 25.
- Violet Valentine: You're always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself. But I guess that's why you're a hero.
- Hubie Dubois: [riding his bicycle through the neighborhood] Happy Halloween to all. And to all a good fright.
- Hubie Dubois: Looking out for the community that's important. Of course, that's my great-great-great-great-great grandmother. She saw some bad things happening, but she spoke out. Said there's no such thing as witches.
- Violet Valentine: Very brave.
- Hubie Dubois: Yeah, maybe too brave. 'Cause they called her a witch and ended up like this fella.
- Violet Valentine: Ooh.
- Hubie Dubois: The unfortunate dangling Dave.
- Violet Valentine: God, I love the way you phrase things.