[after Mr. Tolkan, who thinks Virgil and Derek are going to fight, orders them to follow him to his office]
FBI Agent: Everybody freeze, FBI!
[shows ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Mysterious Man: Stop, CIA!
[shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Man - Bureau of Weights and Measures: Bureau of Weights and Measures.
[shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]
Virgil Fox: [to the latter agent] In the future, you should probably go first.
Virgil Fox: [about the first day of freshman year] I have a chance to be somebody!
Charlie Tuttle: All right, but know this; What happened down there is we became friends. That day we were tied to that stupid Rams statue. This day, this day that you hate so much because you got a little embarrassed. This is my favorite day. Even though I'd still be a nerd, it didn't really matter anymore. Because I had a real friend. And that would always make everything okay. So much for always, I guess.
Derek Beaugard: Nice snowsuits, dorks.
Virgil Fox: Hey, Derek.
Derek Beaugard: Yeah.
Virgil Fox: Have fun with Jocelyn.
Derek Beaugard: I don't know what you are talking about.
Virgil Fox: Well i just figured that you both are good with lipstick.
Derek Beaugard: You were always going to be a nerd.
Virgil Fox: And you were always going to be a jerk.
[the high school students all chant for "Minutemen" as the guys are about to try saving the world by entering a black hole]
Virgil Fox: At least they finally got the name right.
Jeanette: What's new, cockatoo? Hey, you look like a superhero!
Charlie Tuttle: Thanks, pumpkin.
[seizes Jeanette and kisses her]
Zeke Thompson: [after Charlie lets go, in an undertone] The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet, you've never kissed her before!
Charlie Tuttle: Oh, right!
[turns to the leaving Jeanette]
Charlie Tuttle: Jeanette! Jeanette, I-I'm sorry, I was just-I can explain!
[as Jeanette is leaving, she smiles]
Zeke Thompson: Dude. It's okay.
Virgil Fox: You're 14 years old. You're 2 years away from your driver's license. You still call your underwear underpants. Yet I'm supposed to believe you can build a time machine?
Charlie Tuttle: Yes. And based on my specifications, a person should be able to go 48 hours into the past.
Virgil Fox: [scoffs] That's weak.
Charlie Tuttle: Pardon me. How's YOUR time formula coming along?
Zeke Thompson: That's it, NO MORE TIME TRAVEL!
Coach Nibly: I've got to get me one of those cool jogging suits.
[after the guys go back in time to stop Chester from being bullied, thus inadvertently turning him into a bully himself]
Mr. Tolkan: [stops Chester from bullying his former tormenters] Chester, last that I remember you were at the bottom of the food chain. And I will not *tolerate* students leap frogging into a higher social status!
[Stephanie and her boyfriend Derek sit in Virgil's house, trying to convince him going back in time to stop Chester from streaking and thus ruining Derek's game]
Derek Beaugard: I don't know what's got into all the nerds lately. It's like they just... don't know their place anymore.
Zeke Freak: [approaching the now high school famous Zeke in the high school cafeteria along with her female friend] You know, you're kind of scary and unapproachable... can we sit with you?
[as Jeanette wakes him up in his own bedroom]
Jeanette: Good monring, Magpie. Your mom let me in. It is such a nice day. You know, I was thinking. Maybe we could go on a walk and talk about our future together. And then... Oh! I'd like an orange house. I'd like to have an orange house.
Charlie Tuttle: The results!
Jeanette: That way, you wouldn't even have to have an address and-and on the envelope you could just say "Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house."
Charlie Tuttle: It's done!
Jeanette: Oh, um, I'm no scientist, but that doesn't look good.
Charlie Tuttle: We created a... a...
Jeanette: A... a... Spit it out, Bluebird.
Charlie Tuttle: A black hole!
Jeanette: That's bad, right?
Jeanette Pachelewski: [to Virgil, Charlie and Zeke] Don't be late for dinner!