Still Horny

The gals are better than the material in this 3-vignette assemblage for DVD of Stills & Mills web content.

Most elaborate scene is shot at the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, with overly stoic (a hint that trouble is brewing) spouses April O'Neil and Georgia Jones blackmailed by some mysterious internet figure, with lovely Jenna Sativa the courier that brings them a fateful package. This lesbian-threesome scene has a surprise ending that is not very surprising.

Cover girls on the DVD Alexa Grace and Karlee Grey play respectively the hairdresser and client in a sexy skit that is about as complicated as your average stag movie.

Title vignette concerns Selma Blair and Casey Calvert as two porn actresses getting hot and heavy into their Sapphic sex scene, when the off-screen director (likely Stills By Alan hisself) yells cut, tells them it's a wrap -they've got the needed half hour of porn in the can, so ladies, you can go home now. This rather brazen and skin-deep self-parody (Alan and producer Mills are pioneers in the assembly line approach to cranking out porn for the internet) is hardly as amusing as intended, and the obvious punchline is that the still-horny gals retire to a nearby bedroom to get those orgasms going.