Tom Holland credited as playing...
Peter Parker • Spider-Man
- Matt Murdock: You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion.
- [Matt catches a brick thrown through the window]
- Peter Parker: How did you just do that?
- Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.
- Peter Parker: If I can fix what happened to you then when you go back things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.
- Max Dillon: What do you mean fix us?
- Peter Parker: Look, our technology is advanced...
- Norman Osborn: I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Octavius knows what I can do.
- Otto Octavius: Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.
- Peter Parker: I can't promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.
- Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.
- Peter Parker: No. I just wanna kill you myself.
- Green Goblin: Attaboy!
- Otto Octavius: [unmasks MCU Spider-Man] You're not Peter Parker.
- Peter Parker: I am so confused right now!
- Peter Parker: [on May's last words] She told me that with great power...
- Peter Parker: Comes great responsibility.
- Peter Parker: Wait, what? How do you know that?
- Peter Parker: Uncle Ben said it.
- Peter Parker: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
- Doc Ock: You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?
- [flings Spider-Man through a truck]
- Doc Ock: I should had killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.
- Spider-Man: [Spider-Man opens up his four arms] What did you just say?
- Doc Ock: [looks at his own robotic arms] Looks like we've got competition.
- Ned Leeds: Here's your web cartridges.
- Peter Parker: Oh, thanks, man.
- Peter Parker: What's that for?
- Peter Parker: It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?
- [Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters]
- Ned Leeds, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: WHOA!
- Ned Leeds: That came *out* of you!
- Peter Parker: Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
- Peter Parker: No?
- Peter Parker: How on earth does that even...?
- Green Goblin: [Norman's personality has shifted into the Goblin's] That some neat trick, that sense of yours.
- Otto Octavius: Norman?
- Green Goblin: Norman's on sabbatical, honey!
- Max Dillon: The hell?
- Spider-Man: The Goblin...
- Green Goblin: "No more darker half"? Did you really think that I'd let that happen, that I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind to what true power can bring you?
- Spider-Man: You don't know me.
- Green Goblin: Don't I? I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission. We don't need you to save us, we don't need to be fixed! These are not curses, they're gifts.
- Otto Octavius: Norman, no...
- Green Goblin: Quiet lapdog!
- Spider-Man: You don't know what you're talking about.
- Green Goblin: I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose. We take.
- Spider-Man: May, Run!
- Ned Leeds: Peter!
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean
- [they all point at each other]
- Ned Leeds: [Confused] Peter... Peter...
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [They keep pointing at each other] We're all Peter.
- Ned Leeds: Peter... Parker?
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: Same.
- [during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup]
- Peter Parker: I love you guys!
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [beat] Thank you.
- MJ: Oh, here's a good one.
- [reading from a magazine]
- MJ: Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.
- Peter Parker: Stop, come on.
- MJ: Yes, my spider lord.
- Peter Parker: [after Strange uses a dimensional gateway to confront Peter Parker] Strange, wait! We're so close!
- Doctor Strange: [furious] Zip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!
- Peter Parker: I know, I know, I'm sorry about that, sir.
- Peter Parker: You went to the Grand Canyon?
- Peter Parker: [referring to Peter 1] He could have used your help!
- [Strange is completely baffled by the appearance of the other Parkers]
- Peter Parker: No no, it's OK. These are my friends. This is Peter Parker and this is Peter Parker. He's Spiderman, he's Spiderman. They're mes from other universes. This is the wizard I was telling you about.
- Otto Octavius: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.
- Peter Parker: What do you mean?
- Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.
- Spider-Man: Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?
- Doctor Strange: No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers. So, get on your phones, scour the Internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit.
- MJ: [laughs dryly] You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.
- Doctor Strange: Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.
- Flint Marko: Peter, it's me. Flint Marko. Do you remember?
- Peter Parker: I'm Peter but I'm not your Peter.
- Flint Marko: What do you mean you're not my Peter? What the hell's going on?
- Peter Parker: I'll explain everything but first can you help me stop this guy?
- Flint Marko: Okay.
- Peter Parker: You try and surround him and I'll pull the plug, alright let's go!
- Peter Parker: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
- Otto Octavius: Dr. Otto Octavius.
- Peter Parker: [him, MJ and Ned laugh] Wait. No, seriously, what's your actual name?
- Peter Parker: Hey... what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
- Peter Parker: Seems you've met some of them.
- Peter Parker: [chuckles nervously] That's a good question.
- Peter Parker: I fought a... an alien made out of black goo once.
- Peter Parker: No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.
- Peter Parker: Oh?
- Peter Parker: Yeah, he was purple.
- Peter Parker: I wanna fight an alien!
- Peter Parker: [to Peter 1] I'm, I'm still like... that you fought an alien, in space.
- Peter Parker: [sighs] I'm lame compared to... like, I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.
- Peter Parker: Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.
- Peter Parker: Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.
- Peter Parker: But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... 'cause you're... you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.
- Peter Parker: Yeah yeah yeah.
- Peter Parker: You... you are amazing.
- Peter Parker: I guess I am.
- Peter Parker: You are amazing.
- Peter Parker: Thank you.
- Peter Parker: Will you say it?
- Peter Parker: No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.
- Peter Parker: So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body.
- Peter Parker: I'd rather not talk about this.
- Peter Parker: No! I don't mean to...
- Peter Parker: Are you teasing me?
- Peter Parker: No, no, no! He's not teasing you. It's just that... we can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.
- Peter Parker: If it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry, but I just think it's cool.
- Peter Parker: I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.
- Peter Parker: Whoa.
- Peter Parker: Like, does it just come out of your wrists or... does it come out of anywhere else?
- Peter Parker: Only... only the wrists.
- Peter Parker: You ever have a web block? Cuz I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab, and it's hassle compared to what you got.
- Peter Parker: Right, yeah. That sound's like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that, I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."
- Peter Parker: Whoa... why?
- Peter Parker: Existential crisis stuff.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, I mean, don't even get me started on that.