Captain Marvel XXX

Since this Wicked Pictures ripoff of the recent Marvel movie consists mainly of stupid references to mainstream movies (including running insults aimed at the real Captain Marvel film and its lead actress), I couldn't resist heading this review with that great jazz hit by Les McCann & Eddie Harris from 50 years ago.

It's relevant since junk like this, touted on the DVD packaging as Axel Braun's 60th porn-parody feature (and "best"), exists only in connection with the content it is ripping off.

Kenzie Taylor shows her acting as well as sex worker talents in the title role to no avail, as the lousy script goes nowhere. She has sex in all six XXX scenes, with supporting actresses Ana Foxxx and Lacy Lennon clearly secondary. Gimmick casting of TS superstar Aubrey Kate as the Supreme Intelligence wastes the big-dicked trans-female, far more beautifully styled in dozens of recent releases.

The Kate/Taylor sex scene is photographed against a white-out background, a brief respite from Braun's typically crummy sets and unimpressive green screen FX. Deadpool's guest spot in a threesome with Kenzie and Lacy is mechanical, after annoying Deadpool (Seth Gamble hiding in costume) attempts at comedy.

Lennon sings Braun's satirical "Tits and Asses" song over the end credits and she impresses, despite the trite lyrics making fun of porn and audience pretensions. I could see the final ripoff, an ending lifted from "Casablanca", a mile away, final proof of Braun's complete lack of creativity.