Bill Hader credited as playing...
Haggard
- Haggard: [Looking at Clive's novel] What is this, nerd porn?
- Graeme Willy: Oh, no, that's Clive's...
- Clive Gollings: It's my novel.
- Haggard: [Looking at an alien on the cover] Ha! Three tits!
- O'Reilly: That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.
- Graeme Willy: [Looking disgusted] That's just sick.
- O'Reilly: I was just sayin'...
- Haggard: I am authorized to use deadly force! Stand down!
- Moses Buggs: That thing's got my daughter!
- Haggard: Stand down! This is not your mission!
- Moses Buggs: I'm on a mission from God!
- Haggard: Tell him you failed!
- [shoots Buggs]
- [repeated line]
- Adam Shadowchild: 3 tits? That's awesome.
- Haggard: 3 tits? That's awesome.
- Agent Zoil: 3 tits? That's awesome.
- Alien on Paul's ship: 3 tits? Awesome.