Young Tara
Graeme Willy
Clive Gollings
Sword Vendor
Adam Shadowchild
Security Guard
Adam Shadowchild Fan
Jorge
Valet
Pat Stevens
Gus
Jake
Paul (voice)
Agent Zoil
The Big Guy
Haggard
O'Reilly
State Trooper
Gas Station Attendant
Ruth Buggs
Moses Buggs
Steven Spielberg (voice)
Band Member #1
Band Member #2
Band Member #3
Band Member #4
Band Member #5
Police Officer (as Michael Miller)
Robed Woman
Comic Store Clerk
Keith Nash
Fireworks Store Clerk
Tara Walton
Comic Con Conan (uncredited)
Steampunk Woman (uncredited)
Sailor Moon (uncredited)
Snake Plissken Cosplay (uncredited)
Stormtrooper (uncredited)
Gossiper (uncredited)
Comic Con Nerd (uncredited)
Comic Con (uncredited)
Imperial Officer (uncredited)
Comic-Con Chewbacca (uncredited)
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Baker (uncredited)
Princess Leia (uncredited)
Background Comic-Con (uncredited)
Steam Punk (uncredited)
Sandtrooper TD-0013 (uncredited)
Felix the Cat (uncredited)
Stormtrooper Without Helmet (uncredited)
Bartender (uncredited)
Princess Lea (uncredited)
Comic Con Galactic Marine (uncredited)
Comic Con Clone Trooper (uncredited)
Angry Stage Manager (uncredited)
Comic Book Dealer (uncredited)
Gray Uglydoll (uncredited)