Rob
Amir
Lori
Bree
Scratch
Donna
Drunk Man
Audiobook Narrator (voice)
Mac
Dave
Edgar
Dennis (as Kevin-Michael Moore)
Butcher Joe
Bryce
Charlotte
Chef Finway
Darius
Nurse Linda
Jezebel
Helen
Pig
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Server (uncredited)
That Guy in the Restaurant (uncredited)
Kid with Bike (uncredited)
Food Cart Patron (uncredited)
Homeless man (uncredited)
Skinny Cook (uncredited)
Truffle Hunter (uncredited)
Dominatrix (uncredited)
Toothless Man (uncredited)
Husband (uncredited)
Scorekeeper (uncredited)