Cassandra Nightingale: Everybody can do magic.

Lori Russell: You can't arrest monsters. Everybody knows that.

Deputy Derek Sanders: Nosy old bat. I think she wants to be mayor more than her husband.

Jake Russell: More like emperor.

Cassandra Nightingale: I will not dream of Jake Russell. I will not dream of Jake Russell.

Cassandra Nightingale: Oh George, never do the sensible thing!