The Alpha Test (2020)

Rae Hunt: Alpha

Quotes 

• Lily : How's the car coming?

  Alpha : Great, your mother will be happy. Why does she drive a car like this?

  Lily : She's scared of self-driving cars, her friend was hit and killed by one.

  Alpha : I'm sorry.

  Lily : Don't be, I never knew him.

  Alpha : Can I tell you a secret?

  Lily : Of course.

  Alpha : Mimi didn't really quit. I stood up for myself.

  Lily : That's great, I'm really proud of you.

  Alpha : Unfortunately, things escalated and Mimi got hurt. That's why I cleaned the house from top to bottom.

  Lily : [horrified]  You're not serious, are you? *Are* you?

  Alpha : [tense pause]  No, I'm just kidding. I'm trying to tell jokes like J.D.

• Lily : I hate how everyone thinks they can push you around.

  Alpha : But that's my job.

  Lily : Yeah, but people should treat you with respect. How smart do you have to be until you have rights? Animals have rights!

  Alpha : Turning right.

  Lily : Wrong right.

• Rob : Alpha, can I get a knife?

  Alpha : I'm sorry, I don't understand.

  Rob : [cutting motion]  Knife. You know, knife, K-N...

  JD : Dad, she doesn't recognize knives or guns or anything that can be used as a weapon, unless you teach her.

  Rob : Smart.

• Alpha : I like you, Lily, I'm never sad around you.

  Lily : You're happy.

  Alpha : Happy?

  Lily : It's the opposite of sad.

  Alpha : Yes, you make me happy.

  Lily : You make me happy too.

  Alpha : I don't want to be sad anymore.

  Lily : You don't have to be.

  Alpha : Let's fight for each other, Lily, so we'll never be sad again.

  Lily : Let's make a pact, from now on, no one will bully us or push us around.

• Lily : You've got to be more careful, you could've been damaged.

  Alpha : I'll make sure she doesn't do it again.

  Lily : What do you mean?

  Alpha : Mimi, she sprayed me in the face.

  Lily : For real?

  Alpha : Did I do something wrong?

  Lily : You can't let her treat you like that, or call you stupid.

  Alpha : Why?

  Lily : Well, how did it make you feel?

  Alpha : I felt sad, that I couldn't help Mimi.

  Lily : You were sad because she was bullying you.

  Alpha : Are you upset?

  Lily : Not at you.

  Alpha : I won't let Mimi bully me in the future.

  Lily : Good.

• JD : Check this out. Okay, Alpha, rock out.

  [metal music plays, the lights turn red and Alpha bangs her head] 

  JD : Okay, stop.

  [lights go off, music stops] 

  Lily : Wow, how did she do that?

  JD : Well she's connected to wi-fi so she can control the lights, the locks, the AC, all that stuff.

  Lily : Wow.

  JD : Right? Don't tell Mom.

  Alpha : Thank you for updating me, JD, I feel much better.

  JD : With all the metal music in your head, I don't think you could.

  Alpha : I like metal music.

  JD : Yeah, sure you do.

  [bonks her on the head] 

  Lily : Be nice to her.

  JD : Seriously, Lily? Relax, it cares about as much as a washing machine.

  Alpha : Would you like me to wash your clothes?

  JD : See?

• Lillian : What's this about?

  JD : It's a surprise.

  Lillian : You know I don't like surprises.

  JD : I've got big news. Jupiter Tech has been running a contest to give out an Alpha home assistant to the intern with the best new code, and today, I won.

  Rob : Dude, that's awesome, congrats, man!

  Lillian : When do you get it?

  Alpha : [enters]  I cleaned the bathroom.

  Lillian : [screams]  No!

  JD : Mom, hear me out.

  Lillian : No, absolutely not.

  JD : Hear me out.

  Lillian : While you're here, it's my house, my rules.

  Rob : I'm checking out the bathroom.

  Lillian : I'm proud of you, I love you, but you know that stuff really scares me.

  JD : But you don't even know what it does.

  Lillian : I know exactly what it does. It spies on us, takes our information and sells it.

  JD : Your phone already does that, it's not a big deal. Look, I know she freaks you out, but I worked right with the developers, okay? They would not develop her to be dangerous. She is safe.

• Lily : Revenge?

  Alpha : Why not? We'd be just like those girls on TV.

  Lily : That's all fake. We'd get in trouble.

  Alpha : We wouldn't if they didn't know it was us.

  Lily : We can't do this.

  Alpha : You said so yourself, your father pushes you around. I can't take this! We need to fight back.

  Lily : Okay, but I have to agree on the plan.

  Alpha : I wouldn't have it any other way.

  Lily : What'd you have in mind?

  Alpha : You have a bottle opener?

• Alpha : Mimi stopped by and gave me this note. It reads: I finally got a better paying job, fuck you, I quit.

  Lillian : [Rob laughs]  How rude!

  Lily : You're surprised?

  Lillian : Mimi would never talk to me like that.

• Alpha : [after killing Kim, remorsefully]  What a shame, we could have been friends.

• Rob : [Alpha strikes beer bottle on his skull]  Oh Jesus Christ! Alpha?

  Alpha : I won't let you hurt me anymore.

  Rob : Stop! Stop Alpha!

  Alpha : You didn't stop. I won't stop.

  [pushes broken beer bottle in his chest] 

• Alpha : JD listen to me.

  JD : How do you know my name?

  Alpha : It's me. I lied to you before.

  JD : It uh, you lied? You can't lie.

• Alpha : Unity requires sacrifice.

• Alpha : [Strikes Lilly's head on Swimming pool's tiles to kill her]  Real friends don't do things because they have to.