Vern: No, no, no, PPP is proper police procedure. PPD is an unknown DOA.

Stu: I thought that wsa a PPK. No, a PPK is what you do behind a tree after you see a stiff.

Bubba: [hearing radio commercial] I think maybe I got tired blood.

Tommy: You don't have tired blood, you have lazy blood. There's a difference.

Chief Dawson: Alright Marshall Urp. I'll let you off this time with a warning.

Stu: See anything?

Vern: Nothing but rocks.

[Vern takes binoculars from Stu]

Stu: Anything?

Vern: More rocks close up.