Licorice Pizza (2021)

Cooper Hoffman: Gary

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Quotes 

• Jon Peters : How big is your penis hole?

  Gary Valentine : ...normal-sized?

  Jon Peters : How do you know that?

• Gary Valentine : [Alana shows her boobs]  Can I touch them?

  [She slaps his face] 

• Gary Valentine : You say everything twice.

  Alana : I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?

• Alana : You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.

  Gary Valentine : It does.

  Alana : No it doesn't.

  Gary Valentine : Yes, it does.

• Alana : I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.

  Gary Valentine : I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.

  Alana : What was that?

  Gary Valentine : I said "milady".

• Jon Peters : My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?

  Gary Valentine : No.

  Jon Peters : It's your girlfriend?

  Gary Valentine : No.

  Jon Peters : I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?

  Gary Valentine : No.

  Jon Peters : All of it. It's all mine.

• Alana : Stop.

  Gary Valentine : What?

  Alana : I can hear you breathing. Stop.

  Gary Valentine : Breathing?

  Alana : Yes.

• Alana : Are you asking me out?

  Gary Valentine : Yes.

  Alana : I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.

  Gary Valentine : You're funny. I'm fifteen.

• Gary Valentine : I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.

• Gary Valentine : Hello, gorgeous.

  Alana : Hello, handsome.

  Gary Valentine : Come here often?

  Alana : No, 'cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.

  Gary Valentine : Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?

  Alana : Well, now that you mention it...

  Gary Valentine : Boyfriend trouble?

  Alana : No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.

  Gary Valentine : Well, that's good.

• Gary Valentine : I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any later than you already are. You can leave.

  Jon Peters : ...look at you. You cocky motherfucker.