Together Together (2021)

Ed Helms: Matt

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• Anna : Do, do you still, uh, talk to any of your college friends?

  Matt : Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

  Matt : Um, at this point, they're all either settled down or desperately clinging to the corpse of their youth.

  Anna : And you are?

  Matt : Right in the middle.

• Matt : What's the worst thing you've ever done?

  Anna : That's private.

  [after a few questions from Matt] 

  Anna : I, uh, I have some questions for you, if that's okay. I actually wrote them down.

  [takes out a notepad] 

  Anna : What's the worst thing you've ever done?

• Anna : Do you want to, um... hold hands and eat candy and continue not sleeping together?

  Matt : [takes out candy out of his pocket]  I thought you'd never ask.

• Matt : I just was worried when you order the potatoes because what you eat, it eats. They eat.

  Anna : You ordered pasta with bacon.

  Matt : Yeah, but I'm the only one eating it.

  Anna : But I only matter for like the next like nine months or so and you matter for the next 18+ years. You're like 40 something, so... yeah, if I were you, I would not eat pasta with bacon.

• Madeline : So you heard the heartbeat? That's a really exciting moment, especially for a first time patent.

  Matt : Very exciting. I mean, I just, I wanna hear that sound all the time. I mean is there an app for that? There should be an app for that.

  [opens notebook and writes down the idea] 

• Anna : I can't tell if she

  [Jean] 

  Anna : is really rude or amazing.

  Matt : I don't think she meant it when she said it was a pleasure as always.

  Anna : Yeah, I think she's amazing.

• Matt : You expect me to remember that for like 12 years?

  Anna : How embarrassing was that for you?

  Matt : I'm pretty embarrassed.

  Anna : Then you'll remember it forever.

• Anna : It would be gross if we were a couple.

  Matt : Why? Why would that be gross?

  Anna : Because you're like 20 years older than me.

  Matt : Why is that horrible?

  Anna : So, you would be okay with dating someone who was shitting in their diaper when you were getting your first handjob? Or someone who couldn't count when you were in college? Or someone whose parents are probably like in the grade above you... one grade above you?

  Matt : I think you're being prescriptive.

  Anna : I think you've watched too many Woody Allen movies.