Couples Seduce Teens Volume 7

All creativity goes into titling in this lousy series that attempts to capitalize (but bungles) several gimmicks: simultaneous featuring of MILFs and jail-bait teens; pro-am porn for the unwashed; and fake Reality TV techniques. No on-screen credits show the anonymous pornographers hiding behind, anonymity.

I've added to the IMDb credits the two famous players indulging themselves here: married stars Marcus London and Devon Lee preying on young Kimberly Wood. It's only slightly embarrassing watching a sort of "get paid to swing" exercise as the very talented couple moonlights in bottom-of-the-barrel porn and gets to paw and hump an unsuccessful young starlet in the bargain.

Similarly slumming is a favorite of mine Lexi Lamour, featured in two segments with her chicken-hawk husband in threesomes. Ace cameraman Jake Jacobs pretends, rather unbelievably, to be newly married to one Kylie (didn't recognize the actress), picking up and humping schoolgirl Alexia Sky. So it goes for five repetitious segments, each with a very stupid set-up, in which the omnipresent cameraman (talkative but left off-camera) usually named Rico pretends to be recording some sort of video diary or other bastard off-shoot of the Reality-TV craze. It's an excuse for the cheapest of all techniques: single-camera shooting with minimal editing. Just another example why Warhol is the single most important creative influence on the Adult industry.

Basically the whole show is just to play let's pretend for that "oh, it's so tight" moment endemic to the jail-bait porn genre. As long as Child Porn is illegal and may it ever be so, this is the crap that feeds the same perv audience out there in video land.