Half in the Bag (TV Series)

The 70-Minute Rise of Skywalker Review (2019)

Jay Bauman: Jay

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• Rich : What do you do with Star Wars now? Where do you go?

  Mike : There's a whole bunch of high-paid people asking themselves this question right now, as they watch the reviews come in.

  Jay : They sound a lot more panicked than you, though.

• Jay : At least the prequels are fun to make fun of though... there's a lot of baffling, weird things in them. These new movies are just bland and kind of forgettable.