- Jay: So much happens, so quickly, that you don't have time to think about it before it has moved on to like six other things.
- Mike: Yeah...
- Jay: You went to the bathroom at one point... you were gone for one minute and you missed like fifteen different plot points!
- Rich: Chewbacca was kidnapped, blown up, then he was alive again.
- Mike: I just wanted to wrap up the whole "this is not my fault" thing, because... because... people have been sa- first of all, the idea that Mr. Plinkett saying "J.J. Abrams would make a great director for a Stars Wars movie" had absolutely no impact at J.J. Abrams being chosen to direct The Force Awakens, okay? Zero!
- Rich: ...you don't know that.
- Mike: I guess I don't!
- [Jay and Rick crack up]
- Mike: But I never said he should write it with the guy who wrote Batman vs Superman!
- Jay: At least the prequels are fun to make fun of though... there's a lot of baffling, weird things in them. These new movies are just bland and kind of forgettable.