Kenji 'Kenji' Endo
Choji 'Occho' Ochiai
Yukiji 'Yukiji' Setoguchi
Young Yamane
Britney
The Thirteenth
Ambassador's wife
VIP
Detective Chono
Young Sadakiyo
Haruo Nami
Man on Screen
Young Kanna
Anchorman
Friendship Party Member
President Sarkozy
Manjome
Police Superintendent
Michihiro 'Maruo' Maruo
The Thirteenth (as Arata)
Tsuyoshi 'Yoshitsune' Minamoto
Mika Shikishima
Jiji-Baba
Kyoko Koizumi
Akio Yamane
Takasu
Thai Gangster
Chinese Restaurant Master
Kiriko Endo
Kanna's Teacher
Mariah
Young Yukiji
Secretary General Bracharz
Yama-san
Kakuta
Father Nitani
Theater Owner
God
Saburo 'Donkey' Kido
Detective Saiki
Young Kenji
Cho-san
Kiyoshi 'Sadakiyo' Sada
Tetsuya 'Fukubee' Hattori
Neighbor of Yamane
Officer with a spot
Secretary General Bracharz (as Fred McQueen)
Kanna Endo
Girl
Ujiki (as Kenichirô Tanabe)
Ujiki
Detective Higashino (as Yoji Tanaka)
Kaneko
American Reporter
Chairman of the ceremony
Cop
Masaaki 'Mon-chan' Shimon
Theater Orner
(as Yô Yoshida)