R | | Comedy, Horror
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by ... See full summary »
Schlockbuster. Happy Halloween.
Stan Helsing: Yeah yeah yeah, we carry porn.
Stan Helsing: What do I recommend? Well... "Schindler's Fist", "How Stella Got Her Tube Packed", "Six Degrees of Penatration". This is a good one. "Glad He Ate Her".
Stan Helsing: Yeah, yeah, okay. You're welcome, ...
The cut Fweddy puts in Stan's shirt disappears.
The makeup department is listed in the end credits with humorous nicknames like "Jeny 'Puppet-Sex' Cassady" and "Werner 'Monkey Gland' Pretorius").
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