Henry Phillips
Ellen Pinsky
Captain Chaotic
Matt Phillips (as Matt Walker)
Becca
Fabian Mann
Joel
Don Chase
Stupid Joe
Dave the Intern
Jane Crown Jones
Daniel
Mitchell
Booker
Eddie
Rita
Bill
Kitty
Carrie
Abby
Olympia
Johnny
Paige (as C.B. Spencer)
Cray
George
Lucas
Dottie
Sam
Jack
Phil
Young Fan
Travis
Bartender
Jennie
Café Manager
Heckling Driver (as Mike Macrae)
Heckling Passenger
Owen
Kurt
Lawyer
Barfly
Skinhead
Protester (as Faye Gauthier)
Protest Leader
Bar Patron
Last Cigarette Guy
Big Cat
Clumbsy Drinker
Girl
Dad
Party Guest