David Stanley lays an egg with this atrocious attempt at a hillbilly porn comedy, inept in every department. I was surprised to see in the BTS how proud Stanley was of his work, even praising improvisation and acting class-type techniques -when in fact we get porn performers overacting and seeming like rank amateurs.
To make matters worse, he wrote himself a major role, spouting tons of crummy dialog like an untalented stand-up comic ready for the hook.
Wicked contract star Carmen Hart is the fish out of water, a Reality-TV star traveling to South Texas to reward a contest winner with her presence. What follows is cinema of ugliness, uncharacteristically crummy photography by the label's ace Francois Clousot (several scenes look far better in the BTS version of scene snippets) and yucky gonzo sex scenes featuring Carmen, stripper Exotica and usually attractive August as part of Stanley's inbred hillbilly brood and Ryder Skye, barely recognizable as Carmen's assistant and sex slave.
Barrett Blade wearing a bad wig is awful as the clan's self-appointed stud and an uncredited extra (likely a crew member) plays Bubba, a retard imitating Leatherface of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre".
Randy Spears delivers endless, idiotic narration intended to spoof Blair Witch and other horror films but merely stupid. After watching over 80 Stanley movies for Wicked and before that Vivid, this one answered my question of why he never tried to go mainstream as a screenwriter: this sort of junk might have passed muster for Wicked porn but would have been tossed in the waste basket by any studio or Indie non-porn outfit.
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