Bards / Jossemin the Harpy / Molly Mcmolly / Phil Crow / Polly the Poison Girl / Queen Mortuana / Rowan the Sycophant Jr. Jr. Jr. / Russell Crow / Trol
Bards / Jojo, Janelle / Little Bird / Rudy / Sheryl Crow / Tiny Leader
Catherine Staunch
General Galafhar
Queen Chantraine
Queen Nefariousness
Donna Fink
Prince Albert
Adelaide
Odin
Ashley's Mom / Frigg / Ingrid the Imbecile / Martha Rabbits
Lil Pelicayne, Herald 2
Commercial Announcer
Therapist
Remy
Jonathan
Antoni
Tan
Bobby
Karamo
Lothar the Goon, Jr.
Background / Various
Candle Cartoonian, Soothsayer, Persian Trader, Carolyn
Court Inventor, Sheila, Garden Witch
Isaac Ben Ibrahim, Herald 1, Farmer, Kyle, Delivery Man, Taco Truck Vendor, Gnome Leader, Colonel Alabama
Guinevere the Strange, Patty, JoJo's Mom
Jean the Toad, Noreen, Flashback Hag
Rachel, Sausage Shopkeeper
Bernabus Fanders, Queen's Day, Announcer, Lothar the Goon, King Larry, F*ckboy Dan, Colonel Cannoli
Tom
Newscaster / TV Announcer
Brian the Slug, Frenchman, Randy, Jim, Town Crier, Alan (Hazelwood Leaflet publisher), Old Man