Trixie
Hel
Camero (as Ameríca Olivo)
Gage
Deputy Fuchs
Hot Wire
Kinki
Mr. Phoenix
Mother Superior
Sister Batril
MacDaddy
Black Ice
Deiter von Vondervon
Hot Pocket
Rawhide
Prison Guard John
Prison Guard Thomas
Officer Spanky With a 'Tude
Officer Big Gun McFluff (as Neighbor Danny Nero)
Nasty Nubile Escort
Sister Sara
Jihad Jackson O'Doole
Lily The Languid
Mercenary Leader
Lady Liberty (as Astrid Swan McGuire)
Harem Hussie Code Red
Harem Aussie Code Blue
Freedom Fightin' Stripper
Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend
Brownie All Grown Up
Lap Vixen Misty
Lap Vixen Thumper
Bathroom Bitch Varla
Bathroom Bitch Rosie
Unlucky Mercenary Bastard
Mercenary Rebel Yell
Wrong Place - Wrong Time
Here Comes The Bride
There Goes The Groom
Bodyguard Tapert
Bodyguard Raimi
Horndog
Father Malone
Vladimir Popmeov
Totally Awful Background Artist
Self
Narrator
LAPD Sergeant (uncredited)