Sam (voice)
Max
Whizzer / Driver #3 (voice)
Peepers / Driver #5 / Agent Superball (voice)
Documentary Narrator / Announcer (voice)
Hugh Bliss / Mr. Featherly / Philo Pennyworth / Greeter (voice)
Bosco (voice)
Leonard Steakcharmer (voice)
Sam / Max (voice)
Dealer / The C.O.P.S. (voice)
Bug (voice) (as Theodore Dudebrough)
Myra / Auntie Biotic (voice)
Abe Lincoln (voice) (as Roger L. Jackson)
Chuckles (voice) (as Vegas E. Trip)
Referee (voice)
The Internet (voice)
Hypnobear (voice)
WARP Director (voice)
Sybil (voice)
Brady Culture (voice)
Driver #4
Ted E. Bear / Harry Moleman (voice)