Dylan Baker: Freddie Shapp
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Quotes
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Freddie Shapp : You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy : What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland : I ain't afraid of no ghost!
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Freddie Shapp : Uh Ron, Jack Lame is wondering if he can pronounce his name "Jack Lah-may"
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Freddie Shapp : Oh, hey Linda. I wanna introduce you to Ron Burgundy.
Linda Jackson : Hello Mr. Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy : Oh, black. You're black.
[Linda laughs awkwardly]
Ron Burgundy : I'm terribly sorry, I don't know why I can't stop saying: black.
Linda Jackson : Is this for real?
Freddie Shapp : I'm sorry.
Linda Jackson : [angry] No it's okay. Okay. So you have a black boss. And it's freaking you out. Is it freaking you out?
Ron Burgundy : A little bit.
Linda Jackson : Are you freaked out?
Ron Burgundy : To be honest
Linda Jackson : [yells] Is it freaking you out?
Champ Kind : Oh! She's got a knife!
[Brick hides behind a couch]
Ron Burgundy : I think you scared him. You can't shout at Brick.
Linda Jackson : We're not all here to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. So as long as you guys get numbers, we are gonna get along just fine. Now if you don't, I am gonna be icy and unpleasant. You dig?
Ron Burgundy : I dig. We all dig.
