Philip J. Fry: Where is everyone?

Turanga Leela: Amy? Hermes?

Bender: That professor guy? That crawfish thing? This stinks! I demand a hero's welcome after 72 network episodes!

Philip J. Fry: Network episodes?

Turanga Leela: That's what we call the deliveries we made for the Box Network, a division of 20th Century Box.

Bender: And by my count, we did 72 primetime network episodes!

Philip J. Fry: Primetime?

Turanga Leela: That's what we call deliveries between 8 and 11 pm. Or 7 and 10 on Sundays.

Bender: And we made exactly 72 network primetime Emmy-winning episodes!

Philip J. Fry: Emmy winn-?

Bender: Just tell us what's happening!

Turanga Leela: We've gone back to December 31, 2999. We're about to re-live the last five years all over again!

Philip J. Fry: I've got a strange feeling...

Turanga Leela: Déjà vu?

Philip J. Fry: Leela! Now's not the time to come on to me in French.

Turanga Leela: Hey, something's coming at us!

Bender: What's wrong, Big Boots?

Turanga Leela: We got snagged on a cable operated by the Carton Network! It's pulling us into a vortex!

Philip J. Fry: Do something! I hate vortexes!

Bender: It's *vortices,* meatbag!

Philip J. Fry: I hate *them,* too!

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone?

Box Network Executive #1: No, Professor. "Bad" News, Everyone. We're fed up with your ratings.

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: My ratings?

Female Executive: The comments from your clients.

Box Network Executive #2: So we won't be picking you up for next season.

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Pickup?

Box Network Executive #3: Package pickup. And you're off the schedule.

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Off the what?

Box Network Executive #1: The network delivery schedule. Now excuse us, we're late for a meeting with Simon Cowell's head.

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Can I help it if so many of our deliveries have been at 7 O'clock when no one is home? Or they're watching football? Lucky for me, I'll be dead soon anyway...

Peter Griffin: This place is freakin' SWEET!

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Hmm. Am I even luckier than I think?